Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Goin' Down to Eltdown

The Eltdown Shards are bizarre fragments of seeming pottery found in 1882 and named after Eltdown in southern England, where they were first discovered. These shards date to the early Triassic period. Previously believed to be untranslatable, there have been several "translations" made, such as The Eltdown Shards: A Partial Translation, by Gordon Whitney. There are also a variety of non-collegiate translation, most of which make the rounds among cults.

The translation by Whitney is similar to another text, the Pnakotic Manuscripts, produced by the archaeosapients currently termed Yithians, which describes the planet Yith and the first encounters with the Yekubians. There also appears to be a shard that contains the formula for summoning a being known as the "Warder of Knowledge." It should be noted that the formula for dismissing the Warder is either not present or intentionally damaged. However, the majority of information contained on the shards deals with shoggoths, and may or may not make vague references to some sort of "prime source," which means that it's more likely the shards were inscribed by the Elder Things.

5 comments:

  1. So I'm guessing blopopus here is a shoggoth, and not (say) a formless spawn, Servitor of the Outer Gods, or ... wow, there's a lot of blobs in the Mythos, aren't there? :)

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  2. Um, I think your comic's webhost is possessed. After the first couple of chapters, every single page defaults to today's entry. It doesn't matter what page, what book, what chapter, all of them default. I can't seem to get past chapter 8 and it's very frustrating!

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  3. I've named and set up the chapters beforehand, so some of that is future chapter titles before they actually go up; the current chapter should be Chapter 9, "From Beneath," but there does seem to be a problem with the archive toolbar thingamy. I'll see what I can do about it.

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  4. Alright, turns out I forgot the .html tag to the drop down menus. Sorry about that.

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  5. David must be able to compartementalize quite well. I'm not sure I could snog Nancy knowing what she really looks like.

    OTOH, go David!

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